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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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zonation:

how to shop in two steps :

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— 3 months ago with 73448 notes

cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

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— 3 months ago with 97875 notes
iamnormanbates:

Ominous feeling around here tonight. 

iamnormanbates:

Ominous feeling around here tonight. 

— 4 months ago with 43653 notes

fun-ta-mental:

peechingtonmariejust:

geekscoutcookies:

aminaabramovic:

please watch this from beginning to end

STILL HYSTERICAL

Always and forever

Look like the devil won this round

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— 4 months ago with 378566 notes

acutelesbian:

fencehopping:

Another dinner spent all baaa myself.

sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at

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— 4 months ago with 214057 notes

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

Jonathan, 55:There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
Miranda, 24:Drop pre-med.
Isaac, 48:Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
Anya, 42:Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
Parker, 55:60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
Megan, 34:He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
Peter, 58:Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
Eleanor, 67:Talk less. Listen more.
Donald, 27:There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
Camille, 56:Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
Jackson, 57:No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
Vicki, 47:You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
Donald, 38:You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
Katelyn, 30:Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
Joshua, 55:Women love to laugh.
Annabelle, 38:Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
Colin, 50:You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
Eleanor, 26:Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
Aaron, 52:Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
Scarlett, 54:Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
Zack, 9:I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
— 4 months ago with 251545 notes

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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— 4 months ago with 1209738 notes

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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— 4 months ago with 299686 notes